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	<title>BeancounterBlog.com &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Wisdom from Kevin Trudeau</title>
		<link>http://beancounterblog.com/2009/09/04/wisdom-from-kevin-trudeau/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>richbond</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Credit & Debt]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wrote a couple months ago about Kevin Trudeau. I picked up his tome Debt Cures They Don&#8217;t Want You to Know About from the library out of morbid curiosity.  I haven&#8217;t finished the book, but there&#8217;s one quote that&#8217;s just priceless.  This quote sums up the book and the attitude Trudeau is selling with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wrote a couple months ago about <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Trudeau">Kevin Trudeau.</a> I picked up his tome <em><a href="http://www.marketwatch.com/story/buying-into-this-debt-cure-is-worse-than-the-affliction?siteid=nbk">Debt Cures They Don&#8217;t Want You to Know About</a></em> from the library out of morbid curiosity.  I haven&#8217;t finished the book, but there&#8217;s one quote that&#8217;s just priceless.  This quote sums up the book and the attitude Trudeau is selling with his book.  He says:</p>
<p>&#8220;Most debt and credit books on the market today talk about how to cure debt by curbing your spending and &#8216;cutting out fat&#8217;.  They make you think that it is something you did that created the wild debt problem.&#8221; (pg. 218)</p>
<p>That&#8217;s an interesting perspective.  Never-mind your wild spending habits, because the credit card companies are out to get you.  It&#8217;s not your fault at all.  Granted there are people out there who have had some kind of trouble with a job loss or medical problems where their credit soars, but that&#8217;s not the majority and people are ultimately responsible for what happens to themselves.  You are the gate keeper to your life and your money.  It is absolutely misleading for Trudeau to say imply that you are not responsible for your debt and all the other books are wrong.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t think credit companies haven&#8217;t done shady things, but only you can protect your money.  Debt cures should be about learning to manage your assets.  Not everybody is in serious debt (mortgages and cars excepted), so they must have learned to control their spending and consciously chose what they want to buy.  Trudeau also refers to the movie <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxed_Out">Maxed Out</a></em> numerous times.  While the movie is rather good, I think he abuses the stories in the film to make his case.</p>
<p>I will write more on the book once I have completed it.  It&#8217;s not a total piece of trash, but I certainly wouldn&#8217;t recommend it.
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		<title>Bailout Videos</title>
		<link>http://beancounterblog.com/2009/06/03/bailout-videos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:32:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>richbond</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Right.org has a slew of videos about the recent bailouts.  The site is of course opposed to the bailouts.  They are accepting submissions of anti-bailout videos for a $27,599 prize.  You can also calculate your share of the government bailout.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://right.org/bailout/main">Right.org</a> has a slew of videos about the recent bailouts.  The site is of course opposed to the bailouts.  They are accepting submissions of anti-bailout videos for a $27,599 prize.  You can also calculate your share of the government bailout.
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		<title>Sham &#8211; WOW</title>
		<link>http://beancounterblog.com/2009/03/06/sham-wow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 05:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>richbond</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope everybody has had a chance to see the Sham-WOW commercial.  It&#8217;s become one of my personal favorites.  I think it&#8217;s Vincent the pitch man that really does it.  Here are two clips, first is the original commercial for the Sham-WOW, followed by somebody&#8217;s investigative look at the commercial (not the best, but at least [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope everybody has had a chance to see the Sham-WOW commercial.  It&#8217;s become one of my personal favorites.  I think it&#8217;s Vincent the pitch man that really does it.  Here are two clips, first is the original commercial for the Sham-WOW, followed by somebody&#8217;s investigative look at the commercial (not the best, but at least he&#8217;s trying).  Whenever I see somebody like this on TV, I always make sure my wallet is safe.  Can&#8217;t trust &#8216;em.  If anybody has tried the Sham-WOW I&#8217;d love to know if it actually works.  Of course I&#8217;d love to test the product myself, but I don&#8217;t want to spend the money.</p>
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		<title>Even Sock Puppets Need Money</title>
		<link>http://beancounterblog.com/2008/11/27/even-sock-puppets-need-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>richbond</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out the sock puppet from pets.com begging for his share.Â  At least he didn&#8217;t arrive in a private jet.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out the sock puppet from pets.com begging for his share.Â  At least he didn&#8217;t arrive in a private jet.<br />
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		<title>Reason: Where&#8217;s my Bailout?</title>
		<link>http://beancounterblog.com/2008/11/06/reason-wheres-my-bailout/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>richbond</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a look at Reason Magazine&#8217;s take on the bailouts. Â Times like this need a good dose of libertarian humor.
http://reason.tv/video/show/590.html
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a look at Reason Magazine&#8217;s take on the bailouts. Â Times like this need a good dose of libertarian humor.</p>
<p><a title="Where's my bailout?" href="http://reason.tv/video/show/590.html" target="_blank">http://reason.tv/video/show/590.html</a></p>
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		<title>How to Tax the Rich</title>
		<link>http://beancounterblog.com/2007/07/17/how-to-tax-the-rich/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:55:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Guthrie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The topic of how best to tax the rich has been debated for&#8230; a long time.  The rich always complain about being the ones to bear the financial burden of everyone else, and the poor get angry at the fact that the rich are getting fat tax breaks while still buying their yachts and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The topic of how best to tax the rich has been debated for&#8230; a long time.  The rich always complain about being the ones to bear the financial burden of everyone else, and the poor get angry at the fact that the rich are getting fat tax breaks while still buying their yachts and gold-plated toilets.</p>
<p>Enter Scott Adams.  Don&#8217;t know him?  Perhaps you know him better by what he does. He&#8217;s a cartoonist.  He draws Dilbert.  </p>
<p>But besides being a hilariously funny guy, he&#8217;s got some great ideas from time to time on how to make our country better.  His newest ideas is about how to tax the rich.</p>
<blockquote><p>What if the government could give something of value to the rich in return for paying higher taxes? It would have to be something that didnâ€™t cost the government or its citizens any real money. How about extra rights?</p>
<p>I smell a deal.</p></blockquote>
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For example, letâ€™s say the super rich are granted the right to use the carpool lane even if no one else is in the car. Theyâ€™d need special stickers on their cars so they didnâ€™t get pulled over. It wouldnâ€™t clog the car pool lane because there are so few super rich people, and half of them have chauffeurs, so they use the carpool lane already. Society wouldnâ€™t notice the difference.</p></blockquote>
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Letâ€™s also say the super rich are exempt from jury duty. Realistically, they probably get out of serving now if they want, but it saves them the hassle of making up an excuse. Throw that extra right on the list. No one would notice.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Maybe we could also let the super rich name new streets and government buildings. They could name them after themselves, or use it as an opportunity for revenge, e.g. Carlisaputz Avenue. It wouldnâ€™t cost the poor anything, and it might make life more interesting.</p></blockquote>
<p>Read the rest of the article <a href="http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2007/07/how-to-tax-the-.html">here</a>.
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		<title>The Story Behind U.S. Currency Portraits</title>
		<link>http://beancounterblog.com/2007/07/10/the-story-behind-us-currency-portraits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 04:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Guthrie</dc:creator>
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Have you ever wondered where the pictures on your $20 bill came from?  A fellow 9rules member posted an interesting look at the original portraits that were used in the design of U.S. currency.  It&#8217;s worth a read.
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<p>Have you ever wondered where the pictures on your $20 bill came from?  A fellow <a href="http://www.9rules.com">9rules</a> member posted an <a href="http://www.trackthetime.com/fun/us-currency-portraits">interesting look</a> at the original portraits that were used in the design of U.S. currency.  It&#8217;s worth a read.</p>
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		<title>Tax Breaks for Leprechauns</title>
		<link>http://beancounterblog.com/2006/08/15/tax-breaks-for-leprechauns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 13:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Guthrie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you don&#8217;t read the Dilbert Blog &#8211; you should.  That things cracks me up every single day!  Scott Adams seems have this uncanny ability to turn anything he&#8217;s talking about into a hilarious and sarcastic rant.  And since his post yesterday was personal finance related (as much as tax breaks for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img id="image374" src="http://beancounterblog.com/wp-content/images/leprechaun.jpg" class="alignleft" alt="leprechaun.jpg" />If you don&#8217;t read the Dilbert Blog &#8211; you should.  That things cracks me up every single day!  Scott Adams seems have this uncanny ability to turn anything he&#8217;s talking about into a hilarious and sarcastic rant.  And since his post yesterday was personal finance related (as much as tax breaks for leprechauns can be) I thought I would pass the link along so that you could read it yourself.  My favorite part is:</p>
<blockquote><p>Large people also get to see more of the movie/play/concert than the rest of us who are paying the same price. All I see is a huge head. And donâ€™t get me started about how they absorb too much of the bass vibrations.</p></blockquote>
<p>Click <a href="http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/08/tax_breaks_for_.html">here</a> to read the entire article yourself.</p>
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		<title>Boardwalk and Park Place Now Only Accept Debit Cards</title>
		<link>http://beancounterblog.com/2006/07/31/boardwalk-and-park-place-now-only-accept-debit-cards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2006 14:14:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Guthrie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not very often that I have the opportunity to write about my favorite game so frequently, but following up on the post about how to win at Monopoly comes news that the game is undergoing more changes. Parker has decided to phase out the colorful bills we all know and love and introduce kids [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img id="image364" src="http://beancounterblog.com/wp-content/images/monopoly_credit%20card.jpg" class="alignright" alt="monopoly_credit card.jpg" />It&#8217;s not very often that I have the opportunity to write about my favorite game so frequently, but following up on the post about how to win at Monopoly comes news that the game is undergoing more changes. Parker has decided to phase out the colorful bills we all know and love and introduce kids to the &#8220;real world&#8221; by allowing players to pay rent using Monopoly debit cards. The card is inserted into an electronic machine where the banker taps in the cardholders&#8217; earnings and payments.</p>
<p>Parker spokesman Chris Weatherhead said: &#8220;The new electronic Monopoly reflects the changing nature of society and the advancement of technology.&#8221; Although I love the colored play money that is such an icon of Monopoly, I think the younger generation that begins to play this &#8220;debit-only&#8221; version of Monopoly will be introduced at an early age to the way we actually use money.  In fact, I can&#8217;t even remember the last time I carried more than $3 of cash in my wallet. I can&#8217;t wait for the version that allows you to save for retirement using a Roth IRA account!</p>
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		<title>How to Win At Monopoly</title>
		<link>http://beancounterblog.com/2006/07/25/how-to-win-at-monopoly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 21:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Guthrie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My family hates to play monopoly with me. Why?  Because I always win.  I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s because of some great scheme I have or some super-secret strategy.  I win because I love money, and I can usually convince family members to enter into some side contract that benefits me more than [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img id="image359" src="http://beancounterblog.com/wp-content/images/monopoly.jpg" class="alignright" alt="monopoly.jpg" />My family hates to play monopoly with me. Why?  Because I always win.  I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s because of some great scheme I have or some super-secret strategy.  I win because I love money, and I can usually convince family members to enter into some side contract that benefits me more than it benefits them.</p>
<p>If, however, you find yourself on the losing side of monopoly there&#8217;s still hope. There&#8217;s a list of tips on how to win monopoly at <a href="http://boardgames.about.com/cs/monopoly/ht/win_monopoly.htm">About.com</a> that may help you the next time you find yourself stuck in the slums of Mediterranean Avenue with no hope of ever reaching the glamour of Boardwalk.</p>
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